Thursday, February 28, 2008

Take My Breath Away!

Billie
I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan,
and never, never, never let you forget you're a man/woman.
I borrowed those lines b/c I just can't get any closer to what
you'll get from me. I'm a SHM, bi-curious, looking for that perfect
boy/girl to take care of. Jessica Simpson is my idol, (loved you on MTV, Girl),
and I like nothing better than to sing one of her haunting melodies as I
cook and clean for my man/woman. If you're looking for a little songbird
who will prepare home-cooked meals, and keep a spotless house, then I'm
so perfect for you! Let's talk!

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