Could You Be My Witchy Woman?

BOB
I've been all around the world looking for you, Chu KAH
(Witch Doctor word for Sweetheart.)
And I have a piercing from each location to prove it.
As one of the few practicing caucasian witch doctors in the
world, I'm frequently asked for my expert opinion on how
to bind that special someone to you with spells and rituals.
I can only respond, out of a romantic heart, that the only
way to do so is to sacrifice a virgin hen at 3:33 AM by the side
of a crocodile nest during a high tide and blue moon. I will do this
for you anytime, Baby. Provided you call before the next blue moon.
Give me a chance to shake my stick at you! Call me.