MONTY
Are you looking for a true gentlemen who loves
nothing more than to snuggle with you like a little
bunny rabbit? Well, I won't lie, there's one thing I love more
and that's PROTEIN shakes! What the fuck did you
think I was talking about, you Cow? STEROIDS? HUH?
I DON'T FUCKIN' DO 'ROIDS!! But where was I?
I'm looking for a SWF to cuddle. I even watch chick
flicks...Seriously. What, you don't believe me? Well, FUCK YOU
THEN, YOU STUPID C***.
Please give me a try. I'll treat you like the princess you are.
1 comment:
I think I'm in love.
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