Ho! Ho! Ho!

Roger


Greetings from the North! This short, but sweet SWM is looking for the
perfect SWF to share the really, really, (incredibly) long winter nights. Sure,
I may be only three feet tall, but I've got size where it matters...my heart! The lady of my dreams will be similar in height to myself, and will be loving, and ambitious! I'm
looking for a lasting relationship...no brief, casual flings. As I am currently leading a hostile take over bid here at the North Pole, my perfect woman will understand that I may be late getting home some nights. If my bid succeeds, she must be prepared for her role as the new Santa's wife. In this role, she will need to be an outstanding baker, with skills in beard trimming and animal husbandry, as well. She must also be able to entertain herself on those long, lonely Christmas Eve nights. Plus, a nice rack wouldn't hurt.
Please call.

Smile and Say Cheeeeezzzzzeeee!

Johnny

I don't know about all of you lovely ladies, but I am ready to PAR-TAY! For one, I just want to say that I LOVE to travel, collect free totebags from timeshare presentations, and take pictures. (Perhaps I could get a few tasteful black and whites of you???) But don't get me wrong, it's not all fun and games for me. I know when to face forward and get to business and I know when to let my hair down and have a good time! Like my hairdresser always says, I'm one of a kind!

Need You For Romance and Make Music

Takeshito
This is picture of me, Takeshito, when I play my favorite band
instrument. This is invisible guitar. Sometime call "Air Guitar" in U. S. of A.
My musical influence include Kiss, Ratt, and Poison. Also Bon Jovi very good.
If you like make music with me, I am searching long time for partner, one who play
invisible drum. If you play invisible drum, but not invisible horn, or invisible
sing, you call me, please. I like to make nice music with you in band, and also in heart.

Pussycat, Pussycat...

Denny
Calling all Cat lovers! Are you looking for the purr-fect companion?
Then look no further! I'm the one! I will never "paws" in my efforts to keep
you feeling frisky. Whether you're like a shy, fluffy lap kitty who wants to knead
my whiskers, a playful, little kitten who wants to swat some balls around the
house, or a regular little wildcat who likes to bring out her claws, I have just one
thing to say, "MEOW!" Must be financially independent and willing to wear kitty ears,
and stilettos at all times. E-mail me!

Take My Breath Away!

Billie
I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan,
and never, never, never let you forget you're a man/woman.
I borrowed those lines b/c I just can't get any closer to what
you'll get from me. I'm a SHM, bi-curious, looking for that perfect
boy/girl to take care of. Jessica Simpson is my idol, (loved you on MTV, Girl),
and I like nothing better than to sing one of her haunting melodies as I
cook and clean for my man/woman. If you're looking for a little songbird
who will prepare home-cooked meals, and keep a spotless house, then I'm
so perfect for you! Let's talk!

Brah!

Mitch
Dude like I'm really into like this online dating and junk, brah. Like some of these honeys are like fly and junk. So, 'bout me. I like gotta a job job, ya know 'cuz Steven's dad at the bank and stuff like got me a job job and junk so, you bring the weed and I'll bring the brew. Righteous!

It's Gettin' Hot in Herre...

Paul
If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen, Baby! For the women who can,
I'm a Leo who enjoys animal prints, and Geisha footwear. I also love
sports, and play Quarterback for the LA Leopards of the National Professional
Urban Riot Football Association. This is a shot of me in action during the LA Race Riots.
We took that game 34-0! Sweet! So if you want a winner who knows
how to keep his cool when things heat up, then I'm your guy!