Sunday, March 2, 2008

? Donde es mi amor?

Juan


AI-AI-AI-AIEEEEEEE
Buenas Dias, Senoritas! I am Juan.
I will sing for you...
(Imagine while I strum my guitar...)
You are lovely, Senorita,
I will buy you margarita.
We will samba all the night,
How you fill me with delight.
Ah, yes, Senorita, mi corazon is all for you.
Please reply if you are marriage-minded,
and have hips that can give me many ninos y ninas
who can join me in my mariachi traditiones...
No putas or cabronas, por favor.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

No putas!!!!!! Funny.

Cary McNeal said...

I always wondered what happened to the Frito Bandito