Friday, December 12, 2008

High-Flying Heartthrob

Rutherford
I fly through the air with the greatest of ease!
SWM seeks Gal with strong heart for
high-flying fun! I aim to break the World Record for
the longest kiss while in a tandem skydive, and
am in need of a lady to help me make that
dream a reality! If you are pregnant, suffer from
high blood pressure, heart disease, high cholesterol, or
in general do not take good care of yourself, I'm not
the guy for you. I take pride in my health and appearance,
and expect my partner to do the same.
I'm waiting to fall for you, Lady!
Give me a call!

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