My Spidey Senses Are Tingling...

Phil

I'm looking for that special sidekick.

The right woman for me will be

socially conservative, community-service minded,

and preferably, an entomologist.

I prefer redheads, but am not a sizist.

Some nights, I will be out

ridding our city of crime, but you are welcome

to assist, because, let's face it, females of the

species are frequently stronger and tougher.

(ie. Black Widows)

If you are up to the task, I look forward to cuddling you in my web,

and giving you upside down kisses (with or without mask).

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